Meetings: Attendees

Welcome to the meeting of the year. You've managed to drag your feet long enough to make it here, I suppose.

Everyone Else

HR Manager

HR Manager: Because someone has to deal with all of you.

We have an open barista policy. Please help yourself.

Because you can't possibly expect us to serve anything other than Ethiopian, single-origin, small-batch, direct-trade, fair-trade, artisanal, organic, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, lactose-free, sugar-free, and shade-grown coffee.

We have artisanal creamer, too. Made from the milk of happy, gluten-free cows.

Coffee Snob Is Having A Caffeine Withdrawal

Intern With No Life Outside of Work

We're not sure what you do outside of work, but we're pretty sure it involves eating ramen noodles.

We're not sure if you're a human or just a cardboard box with legs, but we're pretty sure you're here to do something.

Intern Just Found A New TV Show To Watch

Manager With Too Much Power

Because we're pretty sure you've been practicing your 'I'm a manager, hear me roar' in the mirror for weeks now.

We're pretty sure you're secretly a Bond villain, and we're not sure if you'll use your powers for good or for evil.

Manager Just Ordered A New Private Jet